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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 20, 2014
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somebody touch my SPAGET

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped
Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*
by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018
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My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys
My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away
by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021
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Food is coming out of my mouth

An exaggerative term used when a person has eaten large amounts of food and is more than just a bit full but very full and couldn't dare eat anything else.

Idiom; Refers to the exaggeration of when a person is so full that the stomach physically has no space left for the food to go and the food is piling back up the oesophagus and coming back out of the mouth and throat due to no physical place for the food to go. This is not a literal term but rather an exaggeration for being extremely full and unable to eat anything else.
Person 1: Hey, do you want this last piece of cake?
Person 2: No thanks, I've already had a massive pizza already and I'm so full that food is coming out of my mouth. No way can I eat anything else. But thanks anyway.
by LordJenal October 16, 2021
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