getting your lips out

When a little weasel can’t stay awake in a work truck

Ozzy stop getting your lips out

by Ozwold sleepington May 17, 2022

National show the homies your cock day

Show your cock to the homies!
May 18

Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!

by nowomenonlydudes May 18, 2022

Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

Your Mom

A hoe, a stripper, single, me doing her.

Your Mom was getting my 18 inch PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

Kiss your girlfriend day

National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!

Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back

by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022

Make your mulch

To add experiences to the garden of life.

My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.

by germmmmm May 19, 2022

your mom

Old 21st century joke commonly used when you run out of comebacks in an argument.

"your mom"
"your mom jokes are so old, almost as old as your mom"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022