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Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
by DougieT May 30, 2006
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Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke

Quote of rapper Lil Bibby in his remix of Faneto by Cheif keef, meant to be said towards females saying your better than their boyfriend
Female- "My boyfriend will beat you up"
Guy-"Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke"
by L.Harris July 28, 2016
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National slap ass day round 2!! You can slap and grab and boy or girls ass for the whole day infront if everyone!!💯💯
Bro it’s national slap ass day round 2!! Let me go find Jessica and slap that ass!
by SlapMyAss October 10, 2018
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Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".
Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"
by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009
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sitting around with your thumb up your ass

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?
by brando56894 November 20, 2013
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nigga get yo finga out my ass

Not having the same opinion as someone else.. The more one disagrees with the other person, the more fingers are used to express this
While two brothers are eating a bucket of Popeye's chicken, one states to the other, "nigga dis cracka meat sure iz good!". The other brother, (from another mother) states "nigga get yo finga out my ass"
Or if that same brother really disagrees he would say "nigga get yo fingaz (plural) out my ass!"

nigga get yo finga out my ass
by Pianoz1972 February 8, 2013
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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