Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018

Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V

Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!

by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018

shit.

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it

SHIT.

by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018

Shit Bitch

An older woman that sits on the toilet for 2-3 hours in a sitting and prevents anyone else from using the bathroom.

"I'm going to piss myself if that Shit Bitch doesn't get off the toilet."

by shitfacenelson September 19, 2018

Shit Show

When you drink too much hanging out with all your friends any time you get together. And have that one friend that goes a little too far.

When Scott and the boys got together for his bachelor party, it was a shit show

by Mother Fricker September 29, 2018

Shit Words

The sentence that contains shit are annoying you, kinda like the word "bullshit"

Peter: Look! The mirror reflects a handsome guy!
You: stfu, you dumbass. No more Shit Words.

by Thomas Dice October 1, 2018

shit

Nickelback

person 1: Nickelback sucks. person 2: yes Nickelback is shit.

by imnotacow0908 October 2, 2018