shit

something that comes out of your ass

WOW THAT SHIT CAME OUT LIKE A ROCKET

by POOP KEEPER.COM September 14, 2021

The shits

1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014

Shit head

Someone who litterly has a shit as a head

"Hey you know how- Wait a minute, do you have a literal piece of shit as a head? Awww, you ol' shit head!"

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.

person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(

by the real cool amazing person May 21, 2023

Shit for shit

The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.

You don’t know shit for shit, chaz

by ConundrumMusic December 14, 2020