scraping my couscous

A more aggressive term of flicking the bean.

Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.

“Don’t mind me, I’m just scraping my couscous.” She said as she ran her nail over her clitoris.

by Funface October 15, 2019

my ranked teammates

commonly used to call someone stupid under a TikTok post or saying it in real life;
when they ask about what something is when everybody knows what said thing is

someone: “hey what is do not disturb mode I’ve never heard of it?”
you: “my ranked teammates”

by rocksareyummy3333 November 29, 2024

MYs

Used to describe people who will never be free from clownery. A bunch of sleep-deprived clowns.

“Waiting for nothing is MYs’ thing.”

by kminjeong June 16, 2022

My jbabe

The most beautiful smart funny special person I have ever met

I love my jbabe she is the best.

by Thisisforujbabe January 18, 2018

flicking my chicken

Being surprised or excited, like "flipping my shit"

I just saw a man in a banana suit and I'm flicking my chicken!

by usapuppylove August 12, 2016

monkey in my cheezle

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.

Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!

by rockerwordboom October 29, 2007

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021