No Shit

a comment a smart-ass person would make to make themselves feel better.

Dude 1: Wow, is that blue?
Dude 2: No shit
Dude 1: *...*
Dude 2: *feels kool😎"

by iconic joe November 29, 2021

Shit Lining

Literally the opposite of Silver Lining

"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"

"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."

"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"

by SimVael August 2, 2020

spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

shit

something that is really cool.

shit is a noun.

holy shit man! where did you get that?

by addake December 1, 2018

Shit yeah!

When things turn out to be 100% GREAT and EXACTLY like what you wished for...

... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...

... these two words sums it up to a T.

My homie bought a box of take-out egg rolls, but the chef said there were no more sweet chili sauce packets.

Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.

Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat

jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!

Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!

by Wa11ar00 February 9, 2025

Oh shit

Something you say when you forgot to do ur homework

OH SHIT, I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK AND ITS THE BIGGEST GRADE OF THE YEAR!

by mz5793 January 21, 2021

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024