peeing on your tree

To claim someone or something.

Like a dog marks their territory.

"You are mine, I'm peeing on your tree."

"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."

by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

watch your back

Watch your back

It’s best to have your best friends watch your back then strangers you just met.

by Watch your back December 13, 2024

just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 10, 2014

give a girl your hoodie day

february 25 is give a girl your hoodie day! just give a girl u like a hoodie

me: *gives hoodie to a girl*

her: why?

me: its give a girl your hoodie day!

by nogayjai February 20, 2020

National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Month

give your girl your hoodies for the month of october

"give me your hoodie for national give your girl a hoodie month" "ofc love"

by eeeeeeeeeeeh October 2, 2023