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Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!
by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018
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Clit Shit

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit
I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!
by BunchofTwats August 21, 2018
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Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.
Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.
by AusTetris August 9, 2021
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Hoe shit

Being extra thirsty and disregarding most anyones feelings as long as that hoe gets hers..

Like for instance - If your girl pick a fight to do the most “hoe shit” and then blames you for making her act like a hoe.

Say two Hoes get together with two drug dealers in there hotel. And sneak in the bathroom and take selfies with let’s just say a desert eagle in their mouths when they got boyfriends. That would be Hoe shit…
I’m sick of these dumb ass bitches doing Hoe shit.. they gonna find out today that shit don’t go round hurrr.
by IB6UB9rawD January 13, 2023
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Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022
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Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
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