Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022

The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

The last unicorn

The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D

“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends”

by Overgirl December 12, 2023

The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Pent up Unicorn

Its magical you never got laid.

Your a pent up unicorn

by Roobunny420 July 17, 2025

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel)

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber is High fantasy, myth, and romance novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2026.

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel) was published in 2026.

by Jacob Martinique February 6, 2026