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cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024
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don't doors

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver
Roz don't doors, he must also be too big brain
by susan wazowski October 8, 2019
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door

it is something you walk in and out of and is the worst weapon you slam it in someones face and can be brutal thin twice about a door if you don't know what it is.
bro: hey you see this DOOR it just killed my teacher

bro 2: dang that is bad it is brutal.
by laljjdfvhrhv July 27, 2019
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Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"
by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019
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Revolving Door Podcast

A podcast characterized by its ever-changing roster of participants who come and go unpredictably, akin to a revolving door. With no set topic, it resembles a casual, glorified voice call among friends rather than a structured broadcast, where conversations flow freely without constraints, and without a set agenda or topic. The format allows for dynamic interactions and diverse perspectives, lead to unpredictable conversations that reflect the spontaneity of social interactions, making each episode a unique audio experience. A Revolving Door Podcast embodies the essence of organic, unscripted dialogue in a digital era.
"Daiyalogues with frens is my favorite revolving door podcast!"
by Daiya May 8, 2024
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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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door

that one thing that you bump into and break your nose on at 2 in the morning after you just took 3 cookies from your kitchen
OW GOD DAMMIT, I BROKE MY NOSE ON THAT FUCKING DOOR
by Anonymous69420lol August 13, 2021
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