Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
Get the second-hand massagemug. 
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug. Second-cousin-seven-times-removed (2C7R).
My second-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the second-cousin-7X-removedmug. 1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
Half-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the half-second-cousinmug. A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.
"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"
by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023
Get the Second-Rate Friendmug. An invitation to a social event that arrives late, or appears to be offered as an afterthought. An invitation forwarded to a person who is not a core group member.
Becky mentioned that Shazza is having a fondue party, but I made up an excuse as I deemed it was a second chance draw offer.
by darwood junttul April 2, 2022
Get the Second Chance Drawmug. by Susextrovert November 18, 2021
Get the cum in 40 secondsmug.