When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card
Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021
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Man Who Keeps Video Clips And Never Posts Them Fucking Bitch
Post The Podcast Salty Kuso
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When someone is very short tempered or aggravated and snaps at another person.
" I wouldn't talk to Cody, he has salty panties. Let him cool down for a minute."
by Shanda Robinson May 31, 2008
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Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out
Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday
by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017
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Doggie, or as people say puppy.
Salty-kun is such a cute widdle puppy OwO
by Deor November 9, 2020
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When you catch the ejaculate inside of your cupped hand, then going on to slapping your sexual partner in the face, with your ejaculate covered hand.
I was having sex with her last night and i decided to finish with a salty slap
by DaGingerWarrior March 1, 2018
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