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Rusty Crutch

Some one who cant wipe the blood stains of their genitals.
I wanted to eat the female ginger ninja out, but i was unsure if it was pubic hair or her rusty crutch.
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Rusty Nailgun

An individual who on a regular basis exposes himself from a balcony or other high and visible place often to groups of unsuspecting and underage foreign exchange students. Specifically Asians.
Holy shit! Do you hear those Asians going crazy?!?! Rusty Nailgun just pulled a drive-by!!!
by house of the rising sun June 10, 2010
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rusty lee sin

a really shitty player, who once was good
by random league player May 28, 2016
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Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”
by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019
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rusty muffler

Used as a code word over the phone when talking about marijuana cigarettes, joints, reefers, doobies, chongers, etc., etc....
Hey man do you got any rusty mufflers?
by stoner July 17, 2002
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rusty sand wedge

1. A golf club, used for short shots and out of hazards (e.g., bunkers) in the sport of golf, which has acquired an oxidized patina or surface either artificially or in the course of its use.

2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.
1. Lots of golfers use a rusty sand wedge to increase spin and block glare.

2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.
by Matthew Rotch September 30, 2017
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rusty file cabinet

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.
Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.
by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011
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