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a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."
thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.
by trilliam turdsworth December 18, 2021
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rippeds

the man who never misses and is better than any other anime creator.
hey man. Yo! Have you seen rippeds new tiktok?!?!
by rippeds February 15, 2021
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Cherry Ripping

In the days of copying music from CDs, cherry ripping was only copying a few hit songs instead of the whole album.
I have that album, but by boy was cherry ripping it so I don’t have the deep tracks.
by OG-OldSkoolHipster September 20, 2023
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rip

literally the best reply to anything unfortunate
guy 1: sorry bro cant come to the party
guy 2: rip
by BilalofShifa April 12, 2021
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Rip a Scythe

When you and the boys smoke a shit ton of weed with a shit ton of people
by Yuryuryu October 17, 2021
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rip ma

When a boy rip(fucks) a girl
“Oh Rip ma”
by Angelina Lindner December 13, 2017
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Rip-shit

Rip-shit, rip shit, or ripshit. Not ripped shit, ripshits, or ripping shits.

Someone who is (or more commonly, who will be) super mad, to the point of getting belligerent. So pissed off, that they will "rip" some "shit" up in an angry rage.
Oh no! I took my dad's 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix out for a joyride and crashed it! He's gonna be so rip-shit when he finds out.

You crashed my 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix!? I am fucking ripshit right now.
by Benevolent Cuntenstein April 4, 2024
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