put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it

by katdamnit May 19, 2016

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

Put Some Sun On That Tongue

Oral sex (One of the few times your tongue sees daylight)

My pussies wet and you need to put some sun on that tongue!

by Swan22 April 8, 2018

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2021

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% April 2, 2016

c-put

the attempt of a chineese man saying "c plus"

"what do you guys have to drink here "

" coke, splite , cput"

by oren November 6, 2004

Let Put

To allow for the insertion or permission of something.

Jeff wants to park in Brian's spot, so Brian did him a favor and let put.

Brian did too much coke, he let put too much.

Alice didn't want to let put with Brian but he drugged her and let put anyways.

by b_gords March 22, 2010