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Packer Fans

People who have an affinity for cheering for the Green Bay Packers, a franchise of the National Football League. Packer fans have several characteristics that make them unique among other football fans. They are very close minded, and they will argue vehemently if you suggest that your team is better than the Packers. If Green Bay is stinking up the season and has only 2 or 3 wins, they'll talk about the first 2 super bowls. If the Packers are having a successful year, that's all they'll talk about. Remember, the average packer fan only knows 2 sides of an issue: their opinion and the wrong opinion. There is no capacity for debate or subjectivity when arguing anything with a Packer Backer. Packer fans are known to go into multi-week depressive episodes when the packers lose in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl. Not just a post game funk, but a full-blown, medically observable condition. The roots of this behavior all originate from the result of extreme isolation, due to the fact that Green Bay is in a remote, icy enclave of the U.S. This is substantiated by the fact that more than half ot the people in the stands at a game have hunting clothes on, beer is consumed by the liquid ton, and the music played at Lambeau Field is from the late 60's to early seventies. The lone "modern" music played at packer games is a few tracks from the 1993 Jock Jams CD. Techotronic and 2 Unlimited are considered "hip". The average packer fan lives in a stagnant income household, starts hunting before kindergarten, and has never benefited from a Dental Plan. The Packers are the one team in the NFL that does not have cheerleaders, and that is a summary statement of their fan base.
"Dude, the packers really stunk up that playoff game. Those 4 interceptions by Favre really sealed the deal for the other team"

"Screw You!!!!! Who won the first two super bowls?"

"I don't know- I wasn't born. I remember the Packers losing to the Broncos, though in that 1 super bowl. Last night they sucked even worse"

"Screw you again! Who won the most titles between 1926 and 1938? I don't think it was YOUR team. Who did Vince Lombardi coach for? See!"

"I see this is going nowhere. Nevermind. I cannot reason with packer fans"
by T.Y. February 10, 2008
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Fudge-packer

Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer. He works at Fred's Fudge & Candies while he takes vacations to get away and do some fly fishing.
by Youbutnotreally September 19, 2010
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pachu peda

1.When the smoking of marijuana is combined with the consumption of alcohol by international students to enhance its "apendejante" effects. Tends to take you into hyperspace. The order of these substances does affect the product. A "peda" followed by smoking out will lead to throwing up.
2.What Austin College students do because there is not much else to do in fucking Sherman.
3.combination between the words "pachuquiza" and "peda"
Milos "Wey, they have chicken-fried steak in the cafeteria tonight"
Everyone else at the table "pachu peda".
by Gdeep July 16, 2008
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packin' peas

When a mans nipples are fully erect and you can see them through his shirt
Mr. X was packin' peas at Miss. Y's sleepover party.
by Stephanie A. July 15, 2007
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packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.
Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!
by mcfisha January 25, 2008
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Pacmoon

A person whose head resembles a cross between retro-gaming legend pacman and a celestial body, normally the moon or the planet Uranus.

Pacmoons should be considered to be extremely dangerous as they could be struck by meteors at any moment, however, they have a profound fear of jelly-shaped phantoms.
Purdon: "Shit, here comes Kingy with his goddamn pacmoon blocking out the sun."

Matt: "Chill, he's following that row of yellow dots. Greedy fucker!"
by JonezyUK October 9, 2008
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Packachulte

The flesh of a human child. The flesh of a human is known as 'longpig' just like beef or mutton. However animals killed before their first year have a different name such as veal or lamb. The meat of a human child, killed before it's first birthday while it's still young and tender is called packachulte.
'Gordon Brown and Peter Mandleson sit down to their morning breakfast of packachulte to get them in the swing of things.'

"Come on you little brat, or we'll be having packachulte for dinner".
by tarquin raddock March 12, 2009
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