Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

Joey Bean

A butt budy of a person who works in the porn industry.

Jack really has a Joey Bean

by warrenaXP October 21, 2019

Spectacular bean

When a person is stupid but a amazing person

“Shut up your spectacular bean”
“I’m a spectacular bean”

by Terry kush July 15, 2019

DR. BEAN

A mysterious Rapper who drops fire songs and then mysteriously disappears from the rap scene for months at a time.
May or may not be connected to the popular BEANOS meme, with the purple bean from a peanut commercial.
Dr. Bean is also a certified player, usually surrounded by 4 or more women at a time.

Dr. Bean is a Rapper and player who is really cool
Guy- “Holy shit is that Doctor Bean?”
Girl- “I want to fuck him so bad holy shit”

by GOd OF BOI May 16, 2022

Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

fuck-bean

Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.

Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum

1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!

by Bean Butter Boss May 18, 2021