bro-bailer

Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey

Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.

Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.

by Svco November 3, 2014

Bro' Hoes

Male platonic friends you spend time with more than spending time with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend speaking: "You spend way too much time with your Bro' Hoes it's like you're dating THEM!"

by CtlAltDlt March 19, 2009

bro-neutral

Bro-neutral: Remaining neutral when your friends argue among themselves, even when they request your opinion.

Kiersten watched as her friends argued over a billiard rule, but she declared herself to be "bro-neutral", like Switzerland.

by Beccaaaa72 December 12, 2015

Broing Clouds

When two douchebags try to outvape each other.

God, Tony-G is such a douche. Did you see him broing clouds in that guys face during the cloud competition?

by Pythous June 12, 2018

thot bro

Your nigga that gets all the ratchet ass,ugly hoes but tries to make you feel like you have no bitches

Terry is such a thot bro. He thinks because he eat all that fishy coochie, that he can tell me my pull game weak.

by Thatfunnynigga May 26, 2015

Bro kardashian

A sibling that is short and fat with an ass twice the size of Kim Kardashians ass

wassup Bro Kardashian still thicker than most of the women on earth.

by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022

The Revolution of Bro

The most significant revolution, followed by the American Revolution and the French Revolution.

"bro can you remember those times before the Revolution of Bro"
"bro those were the dark ages"
"bro"
"bro"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015