Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019

Spider-Man

To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.

Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.

by Okuta July 27, 2016

deadbeat man

A man who prowls for a woman who has money, status good job or owns her own business. A man who will take advantage of a woman with children, say how wonderful he is and then convinces the woman to give up her property. This deadbeat man has been terrorizing women all his life. He makes the woman detach from her family and friends so they don’t see what he’s really up to. However, he has nothing and will never have anything because every Dog has his end game day. Chances are that his mommy was the same caniving evil person and the deadbeat man got her genes.

You finally found yourself a deadbeat man, now it’s time to let go.

by YourExBC March 24, 2018

Ting man

A quiet guy who only ever uses slang like bruv. Studies very hard and will do anything to bring food to the table. He usually has a deep voice. He studies hard, and if you ever get him as a boyfriend, he will sacrifice himself to save you in any situation.

Dude 1: Hey look at that guy, he never talks and keeps his girl so private.

Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv

by Kash money man March 24, 2019

the man downstairs

satan, the devil, lucifer, 666, hades, todd howard, whatever you wanna call him.
compare: the man upstairs

me: The end of the world? But you're God! Can't you just undo it?
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.

by sanchopancho02 March 16, 2021

BRICO MAN

1. Extremely successful Businesses man

2. Alpha male

3. BIG guy

1. Kingpin from Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse is the definition of a Brico Man.

2. Did you see Meekins? That man is a Brico Man for real!

3. What up BRICO!

by Gabrese October 19, 2022

Arse Man

A male who loves big ass's.

You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj?
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!

by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015