Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
by axalara June 21, 2016
Get the Cross-block mug.Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.
Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
Get the Cooch Block mug.A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.
When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.
When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.
When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.
When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."
"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."
"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."
"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
Get the Stalk Block mug.by noladoc April 27, 2014
Get the block that punt mug."Speed-Blocker"... similar in intenet to "C-Blocker" as someone who rides in the fast lanes of the highway going at or below the posted speed limit and MUCH below the speed everyone else is attempting to travel in that lane. Especially aggrivating when it is obvious the driver is purposely holding up traffic.
I was flying down I-95 to get to the game, but some S-Blocker was in the left lane holding everyone up and I missed the face-off and most of the first period !!!
by Bobaloo01 November 25, 2009
Get the S-Block mug.Person 1: Did you end up getting with that chick last night?
Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember...
Person 1: Bahahaha
Person 2: You're a dick
Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember...
Person 1: Bahahaha
Person 2: You're a dick
by split_allen1 October 13, 2010
Get the cock block mug.The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.
This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.
This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.
John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.
Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.
Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.
by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011
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