the blocked nose

the blocked nose is a sex position and it is when you cum in a girls nose and put your balls in her mouth

person 1: hey I had there best sex ever last night
person 2: did you do the blocked nose

Person 1: of cause

by litfamyeetdab August 25, 2019

doc block

when a doctor wants to keep you from going outside their financial (i mean "medical") group.

I went to get a second opinion on my illness, but I was doc blocked when my primary care notified my insurance.

by Felonious Drunk July 28, 2011

Wing Blocked

An act of sabotage perpetrated by one's own wing man when a situation does not benefit said wing man.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Ted last night? He tried picking up on some foreign girls but his attempt was cut short after his wing man was rejected by them and subsequently decided to bail, he totally was wing blocked. So sad.

by catsarefromgardena December 10, 2009

Shaft Block

The tiny bit of cum left in the penis after orgasn, often takes vigorous squeezing to remove

''i got serious shaft block man''

by 44R0N N0RT0N OF STRETFORD January 4, 2010

Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.

Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!

by axalara June 21, 2016

Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.

I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.

by ben June 9, 2017

Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.

"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."

by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016