poorch monkey

A derogatory term for a black guy.

"Hey, look at those damn poorch monkeys dealing dope"

by EricDude April 28, 2008

Chisel Monkey

A paragon of bureaucratic behavior with narcissistic tendencies.

My boss is nothing but a dirty chisel monkey

by Texas Tough Nuts April 7, 2009

monkey moo

noun, an affectionate name for a loved one
synonyms: baby,sweetie, boo, ruca

I spent the night watching a movie and cuddling with Arun, my monkey moo.

by Dr. SBE February 16, 2009

Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

by mike March 19, 2004

monkey bite

overlapping of thumb and middle finger under the pointer finger. used as a pinching technique. grab someones skin between thumb and top of middle finger, it will hurt. this is not called a turtle bite.

monkey bite, bite, pinch, ouch, squeek

by monkey biter March 14, 2010

Ninja Monkeys

minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas

good samuri: i will defete you!!

bad samuri: we'll see if you can get past my NINJA MONKEYS!!!

by Matt-man September 17, 2004

monkey walk

the way you walk when you go to take a shit and then realize that there is no toilet paper so you have to half squat and waddle to go get more toilet paper in order to keep shit from spreading all over your ass.

Eric: Dude theres no fuckin toilet paper in the bathroom
Karl: There was some TP in my room
Eric: Yeah I know, I did the monkey walk to grab it so I didnt get shit all over my ass

by E-Janks March 14, 2010