Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
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"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."
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