A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.
That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper
by Chilifart April 10, 2024
When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.
Person 1: Whats wrong.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021
a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.
by num nut December 05, 2019
A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.
by CumRattle December 07, 2020
by Shagass October 16, 2017
by akolaad May 06, 2016