Hair Guy

A guy who is in love with his fried head

Hey look at hair guy over there... definitely gets all the bitches *sarcastically*.

by Hair guy69 March 8, 2020

Pineapple Hair

the green stem of a pineapple, mentioned in anix's bikini bottom video

Wow! That's some very luscious pineapple hair you've got there!

by spongebob's shoe June 16, 2020

unwashed hair

when you don't wash your hair for a very long time, and it becomes very greasy (Especially if you have long hair)

I had unwashed hair for a pretty long time

by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017

Skittle hair

When someone has rainbow coloured hair that is stupid like Lil pump or 6ix9ine.

"omg have you seen that bitch with that rainbow hair, more like Skittle hair ass cuss that shit wack"

by paper_face_queen July 19, 2019

ass hairs

annoying strands that grow from the poop nuggets you don't fish out.

damn bro look at his ass hairs! i can see them through his pants!

by ur mum's phat coochie August 25, 2020

hair crazy

a person who takes too much care of his/her hairs and is very obsessive abt hairs..lets no1 touch his/her hairs...wud do nethin to keep their hair b'ful

dude that boy's such a hair crazy!!!

by nikstar0227 March 29, 2010

Hair Straightener

When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.

Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!

by wordier January 10, 2014