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Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
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Let’s just be friends 

A phrase that is commonly misunderstood by the nice guys. It means exactly what it says, but just incase you don’t understand I’ll dumb it down for you:
The girl who says this isn’t interested, not because she wants to be with an asshole but because she genuinely isn’t interested in you.

An example of such an interaction using this phrase:
Nice guy: m’lady, I am in love with you.

Girl: sorry, let’s just be friends

Nice guy: fine then, go for another man who will beat and abuse you, I can’t wait until you come back to me all beaten and bloody, cos that’s what other men will do to you. I would never do anything to hurt you if you said yes.

Let's just be friends 

Get the god damn hint. She/He doesn't like you back so stop being an asshole wondering if it means anything else. You both will most likely drift apart after these words are said to you, in rare cases, this can work out and you can still be friends.
Let's just be friends, and don't be a "Nice guy" and say I'm going to go get abused.

Can be friends

Can be friends is another way of saying peers
Where are your can be friends
Can be friends by AnonyVenom November 20, 2020

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

There is a set of two people and people say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends. Which means one is pretty and the other is not and it’s always like that with friends.
Girl: *posts a picture or TikTok w/ friend*
People: I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

best friends 

best friends by sdesire November 25, 2009

my friends 

just a bunch of fuckers who think unfairly, are ignorant and have different agendas
my friends are back-stabbing, annoying, homeless, junkies, boozehounds, desperate, suicidal, posers, arrogant, bitchy, and last but not least really young