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Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
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crotch socket

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
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crumby crotch

When the sperm dry on yo dick and it comes of flakey
by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023
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CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.
by RVRGUY September 1, 2022
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crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.
Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."
by Jaymic February 5, 2015
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Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.
Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.
by Word destroyer August 22, 2017
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Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.
During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
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