wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Crotch Crop

In other simple terms it is your pubic hairs near your reproductive system

“Oh dude ...I gotta shave my crotch crop !”

by Del Taco Lord August 30, 2019

Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009

Crotch Corn

When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.

Jason: Yo Marcus did you just pull a crotch corn
Marcus: yea

by Gnarly Gander March 8, 2021

curtain crotch

When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.

"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"

"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."

crotch curtains

by iamamazing125 July 27, 2016

Crotch-mongrel

A child that is extremely whiny, annoying, or generally ill-behaved.

I can't believe they let that crotch-mongrel climb all over the tables at the restaurant!

by Crannet March 12, 2019

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014