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Beard cheese

Beard cheese.

The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.

The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
by DanK6501 November 4, 2017
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Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.
by 2dr June 10, 2009
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cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand
"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"
by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008
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wine-and-cheese

The act of drinking wine and eating cheese together.

See netflix-and-chill
We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.
by Sir-sonsa-lot March 30, 2019
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substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.
Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008
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Cheese Niglet

A little nigga who likes to consume cheese soup with watermelon. Highly enjoys cheesoup soaked chicken and foot fungus as a dressing. Loves stealing cheese in free time. Also another word for ugly porch monkey.
"Watch out! That little cheese niglet is stealing my soup!"
by nigero roberto April 23, 2022
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Cheese Boi

A cheeky cheese filled boi or a person of low intelligence
Charles: I wasn't using my brain so my dumb side came out
Moo Moo: Charles you Cheese Boi
by DogBoiLovesCheese October 16, 2017
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