by Pussycat44 September 23, 2016
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Get the Cunt confetti mug.female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008
Get the news cunt mug.A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:
1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.
Etymology:
Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.
To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.
Etymology:
Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.
To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
Get the Hose the cunt mug.(1) I left the bar with that hood rat sister of yours and that bitch left a cunt scuff across my chest agian.
(2) Hey mother fucker! Is that a cunt scuff on your sheet?
(3) I a have seen some shit in my day, but that cunt scuff on your chin is fucking nasty.
(2) Hey mother fucker! Is that a cunt scuff on your sheet?
(3) I a have seen some shit in my day, but that cunt scuff on your chin is fucking nasty.
by Random C April 3, 2009
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