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cock block

to block a person's racket during a game of badminton
when playing badminton, a racket is blocked:

Casey: Why the hell did you just cock block me?
by bakerbabexx November 3, 2010
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cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock
Joe had a major cock block on his hands.
by mriz October 16, 2011
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Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011
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block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart
Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!
by noladoc April 27, 2014
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block-a-rino

Someone who blocks someone else on a website for no reason either because they`re an SJW and/or they can`t take criticism
1. In the Daft Pina video, CypherDen Review (feat.Cypher Den) he calls the YouTuber Tabbes a block-a-rino .
2. The YouTuber Spechie is also a block-a-rino.
by Snooty mc shoot face June 14, 2018
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blocked website

a schools defense of students slacking off. usually schools will block any inappropriate website or any website for games, but they still haven't found tyrones unblocked games or the useless web.
student 1: aw man, coolmathgames is a blocked website now!
student 2: just go on tyrones unblocked games. they have papas pizzaria.
by sk_ype February 11, 2020
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CoD Block

The act of having your kill stolen by someone else. Much like a cock block but for Call of Duty players who want a nifty name.
P!: "HOLY REINDEER PENIS! My kill was stolen by that noob a FREAKING gain!!"

P2: "CoD Block's a bitch my friend."
by JuStJoSh1n January 2, 2012
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