Hefty bag

a overweight or obese douchebag commonly the wing man of a more powerful douche bag such as the player bag or alpha bag in other words the alpha bags scrotege'.
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears

1. gah that guys such a douch. I know and his scrotege' hefty bag
2.

by Chippy from tim and eric August 1, 2009

Bag Whacker

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

by david81 July 22, 2008

Hammer Bag

To be used in reference to a douche bag when profanity may be inappropriate due to the presence of a lady, authority figure, or actual bag of douche.

Billy is such a hammer bag because he didn't come meet us at the party like he said he would.

by Adam The Duke September 19, 2006

Saggy Bags

What you would call a woman with extremely flabby and low-hanging breasts. Especially someone who should have much firmer ones.

Call Saggy Bags in Marketing and ask her if she finished that spreadsheet yet.

by HD ADD May 5, 2007

felch bag

those who enjoy taking part in the process called felching
can also be used as a derogatory term that is considered worse than a dbag

zip it gorman... ya felch bag

gosh t-alby loves felching so much, he put FELCH BAG on the back of his rec league jersey

by KutchKilla03 January 25, 2008

Cock Bag

Taking it to a level above Douche Bag. It doesnt get much worse than that. It is tough for a definition because it is Very Self-Explanatory!!!

My Boss came down on me hard today, he is such a Cock Bag!!!

by Tifo71 January 15, 2009

Bag of cats

Crazy, wild, loud, violent.

Screw the box of chocolates, life is like a bag of cats!

by Msdmd526 July 23, 2012