Piss n walk

When walking between party to party or bar to bar and you need to urinate and you can't afford to stop to and you urinate while you keep moving. Situations that call for a piss n walk are when you don't want to miss a ride and your friends won't wait for you, or you are in a crowded city and want to seem like you are just walking, while you actually are urinating. Advanced piss n walkers usually use a side step directionally urinating to one side as to not walk into their own piss.

Yo, I can't find a bathroom and there are too many people to stop and pee on a tree, so I don't look while I piss n walk.

by B. Hi! May 16, 2010

walk that fucking duck

To flawlessly duckwalk while serving serious cunt.

“You betta walk that fucking duck-duck walk! Quack, quack, quack, quack”

by Rpdrfan January 11, 2023

Jesus Walks

a wierdo song written by Kanye West

that queer song "Jesus Walks" scares the hell outta me

by Screw u bitch August 12, 2004

walking the appalachian trail

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.

You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

by campbelluniversity June 24, 2009

Walking the dead dog

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.

"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."

by Fugazziboi September 9, 2014

Canton Crab-walk

A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.

This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.

I took Tina out for some Chipotle, and afterwards I just had to take her for a Canton Crab-walk.

by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009

Dead girl walking

Veronica sawyer.

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walking. I'm in your yard, im a dead girl walking."

by GodchampKinnie April 10, 2022