The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august
by Ar3bel August 6, 2022
Get the MATT MANmug. by Mishima November 23, 2021
Get the Mattesmug. Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!
*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!
(<3 U)
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!
*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!
(<3 U)
by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023
Get the Matt Amug. by matt’s dad October 11, 2020
Get the matt bradleymug. He is a basic bitch who overthinks the complexities of the universe
"Did you watch Matts new video?"
"Yes, he kept on talking about how he was not a pop boy in punk clothing"
"Yes, he kept on talking about how he was not a pop boy in punk clothing"
by Your mum <3 August 7, 2021
Get the Mattmug. A character from eddsworld who really loves himself and has the intelligence of a kitchen shelf and wears a green overcoat and purple hoodie
Person1: do you watch eddsworld?
Person2: yeah my favorite character is matt
Person1: me too! Matt is stupidly funny, lol
Person2: yeah my favorite character is matt
Person1: me too! Matt is stupidly funny, lol
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021
Get the Mattmug. Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right
by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017
Get the matt barresemug.