dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

3 things that go together

1. Doritos
2. Mountain Dew
3. Call of Duty

"MOM I NEED MORE DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW SO I CAN QUICKSCOPE AGAIN IN CALL OF DUTY! The 3 things that go together!"

by Largebrain February 3, 2021

This is the thing!......

Phrase used at the start of a conversation, typically used to force a completely uninterested listener to take notice of an ultra boring verbal onslaught.

This is the thing!...... If the the goverment invested more money in repairing the roads in this community, we would then be able to blah blah blah blah.......

by Johnny illwithit November 14, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Chutiya thing

Something ridiculous, hard to believe or something which can never exist or happen

Bro 1:- bro fouzia thinks she's the perfect girl
Bro 2:- bro that's the most chutiya thing I've ever heard

by VirginMojitooo October 6, 2022

underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018