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hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025
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Hopped the fence

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.
Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.
by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021
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Hop on ADA

Hop on ADA usually refers to when a person wishes to die of boredom, usually by playing games.
"Yo Joe, wanna hop on ADA?"

"Sure."
by YanRBLX1 January 7, 2022
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hop on slappyball

The act of having sex with 5 big oily men
Usually practiced by men who are addicted to gaming.
John : Yo, wanna hop on Slappyball?
John 2 : Sure my fwb
by joebidenXIJr June 4, 2024
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Let’s hop on thick legends

A term that means you and someone else watch porno videos involving thicc thighs or thicc boobs it doesn’t matter
Jimmy: yo bro let’s hop on thick legends
Nicholas: Yeah bro just make sure your mom isn’t home
by Yourmommyfattest November 11, 2021
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Hop on engine testing

Typically used by HDC (Hyorc's Development Cave) members to signify anal sex, the engine testing part referencing HDC's game called Engine Testing
by tihmmer May 28, 2021
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