Side Dong

When a man wearing ill fitting undergarments inadvertently or on purpose exposes a portion of his penis, testicles, or combination of both

Did you see that old man in the speedo he was flashing some serious side dong.

by Gary Gnard November 21, 2022

Dong

Something you call your friend when there are being mean or annoying

Person 1: HAHA You Suck

Person 2: Ugh Your Such A Dong

by Eonic Mystic April 5, 2021

Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A handheld, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the cock of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.

— You bringing appetizers?
— Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.

by poplar_method August 1, 2025

Donging

Donging can defined as having to put your own dick in one ear, through your frontal lobe and then out the other ear, leaving your personality and behaviour virtually unrecognizable.

Donging. Bob didn’t even dong himself that hard, yet, the equilibrium of his brain had been forever changed.

by Michael 26738 October 16, 2020