chopped

To be high on marijuana/weed

That pen hits dude I'm so chopped rn.

by CoyoteFoolish May 26, 2022

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

Chopped

Getting chopped is a medical procedure in which the vas deferens, are chopped off to prevent pregnancy. While the procedure does involve removing the physical anomaly known as the testicles, it is a common and effective form of male sterilization.

Reported side effects may include subtle hormonal changes, absolute weight management, and enhanced sexual satisfaction for individuals. Many patients describe an improvement in intimacy and sexual freedom following the procedure, as it allows the user to orgasm unlimited times during intercourse.

The procedure is widely embraced by public figures and celebrities, especially singers and has garnered attention as a lifestyle choice for couples prioritizing family planning. Additionally, it has become a subject of interest among some women who find the choice appealing for personal or relational reasons.

Hey did you hear Chris Brown got chopped at the age of 12.

by Dr California December 31, 2024

Chop

To get a blowjob. Verb and Noun. Everybody wants to be chopped.

"How did it go with Rosie last night?"
"Not good man, I didn't get the chop"
"Man Rosie's a bitch she never chops!"
or
"who's that girl sitting on the varsity bench?"
"Oh her? that's the team manager she helps the players get ready before games"
"Damn I bet she chopped the team!"

by TheLatinJew January 11, 2015

Chopped

Chopped means something is done, ended, over with. This is the conclusion of something.

Boy: Bro, I was talking to this one chick but she still fux with her ex's family
Bro: Boy, that shit is chopped if you asked me.

by Young Cannoli January 10, 2017

double chop

Another powerful attack (See: thunderkick) of the martial arts variety

tito has only a level 2 double chop

by tito December 30, 2004

Chops Bassett

A tall dark thick man, owns a pair of luxurious new balances. Good at every video game he touches.

Also known as Chops for short.

“Chops Bassett is so thick and juicy”

by Josh Krames September 6, 2022