crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

Nut cracking

the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female

"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"

by Kayla young February 5, 2014

cat cracked

Leaving your (bedroom) door open around 4-inches for the cat to leave in the middle of the night.

I left the door cat cracked for mittens.

by realistist October 19, 2013

sneaker crack

people who love sneaker and are addicted to them,all they buy is sneakers

yo bro i went to my friends house and this dude was on sneaker crack ,he had like 100 pairs of sneakers.

by TheGhostKiller October 25, 2009

crack neck

1. A jerk. An annoying or obnoxious person.
2. A person who doesn't respect others
3. A selfish, rude, or inconsiderate person

1. Dude! Don't invite that crack neck to the party, we' ll all suffer!
2. That crack neck just cut into my lane without signalling.
3. Karl is such a crack neck. He showed up to my formal party wearing sandals drinking Boone's out of a brown paper bag.

by cyberpunk42 February 9, 2005

Legal Crack

Noun- Legal Crack is the red powder that gets on your fingers when eating hot chips.

1) Damn, Brian, can I snuff some of your Legal Crack stash?
2) Some nigga just got some Legal Crack from the white guy behind Walmart.
3) I was once addicted to Legal Crack, until I took an arrow to the knee.

by KevinnatorX March 23, 2016

crack that crotch

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009