text official

text of·fi·cial

Where a relationship is established as official based on the habitual occurrence of text message communications.

If she is going to text you first thing after work, that's text official.

by Ryan Whitney January 8, 2018

textbook error

A blatantly obvious mistake.

When someone turns up for an exam and forgets to bring a pen. This is a textbook error.

by claramca January 17, 2018

text injection

When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.

I will send you a text injection as the Lord leads.

by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer May 23, 2018

tetty

when ones internet connection is absoute shite causing rage throughout the team on xberx (otherwise known as xbox)

OMG! Your tetty internet is so bad bro!

by xberxgod May 30, 2018

Testy

Crabby, grumpy...not overly chill and pleasant.

She can be a bit testy in the mornings

by Izzilly June 8, 2018