rock lord

An idiot. A useless person. Usually thinks the sun shines out their ass, but is mistaken.

Catherine is a rock lord.

by DefinerOneNiner May 22, 2014

My Inner Lord Ashura

My Inner Lord Ashura, are my feelings, of self-hatred, of being a mixed race, and also my depression, hopelessness, and fear, which have driven me, many times, to attempt suicide.

Lord Ashura, is a Square Enix villain, from its Makai Toushi Saga/Final Fantasy Legend series, (Gameboy) especially of its first, and second games, and also its Japan, only remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. (DS)

The reason why, I say My Inner Lord Ashura, is that he is, Priestess Kai/Ki's mortal enemy. Only by discovering, with a friend, that I am Priestess Kai/Ki, saved me from suicide. Two other friends, say I originally, was a white girl, and will become again soon. This gives me hope!

As I now know, that I am Priestess Kai/Ki, I have conquered, My Inner Lord Ashura, and also my fear of dying, (thanatophobia) as Something Awful, a game BBS, says Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal. This means I will live forever! Wow!

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

Lord ewok

Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.

Me:Ewok is coming!

Atomic: that gay ass is kill

Ewok kills him

Me: I love u no homo

Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone

Me: yes my king

by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 2, 2020

lord moonray

Adorable and cute. Like a kitten. Tends to fall up stairs, trip on air and walk into doorways.

British Man: Oh, he is such a lord moonray.

English Man: He is indeed. Now let us sip on our tea and eat our scones.

British Man: Yes, let us indeed while we chortle at the misfortune of others.

by Youknowwhoitismoonray May 16, 2011

Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.

Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.

by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022

Beta Lord

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.

That guy is the most royal beta lord.

by noahtortilla March 27, 2022

Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.

Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?

by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024