johnny hot sausage

any guy from europe that has a minimum penis size of 8", and has boned at least 20 birds.

q> did you see that johnny hot sausage?
a>yeh, he had nasy hamburger meay hanging out of his greasy shirt!

by dan brown August 4, 2004

whip it out like a hot sausage

A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.

A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.

Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.

William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.

A few weeks later...

Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.

by Regan Pizza December 28, 2016

National Hot Dog and Sausage Council

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (NHDSC) is an American trade association that promotes the hot dog and sausage industry

“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy’” - Janet Riley President of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council

by Cheeseburglar69 February 4, 2019

inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).

Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.

by flyfart July 22, 2008

dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

but it will get you fucked.

by matt May 25, 2004

Egg n' Sausage Time Travel

To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.

Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?

by Gunslinga August 24, 2008

Throwing a sausage down Main Street

Having sex with a female that is particularly promiscuous or vaginally loose.

(Main Street being a very wide street in Palmerston North, NZ

"Yeah man I boned that chick too... was like Throwing a sausage down Main Street"

by Max Guy September 22, 2007