National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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national booty pic day

Celebrated on april 20th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩
Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑
by Theswimmaaasa April 17, 2018
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national beat up day

hey bro it’s national beat up day
by ZeroeXX November 06, 2019
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National Clapping Cheeks Day

October 19th is National Clapping Cheeks Day, a day where some cheeks are gonna be clapped.
“Yo dude, today is National Clapping Cheeks Day! You know what that means
No dude, I’m boutta get my cheeks clappped for celebrating that holiday!”
by Clapper369 April 12, 2019
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National IG & JO Day

National IG & JO Day is every October 10th. It celebrates the best friendship between the most iconic duo to ever exist, aka Igor and Jose.
Happy National IG & JO Day man!
by Ig&Jo July 27, 2021
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National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 12, 2017
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