A sexual position invloving a skinny man getting a really drunk and fat girl. Then he sits on the chest of the very large woman. She then gives him a blow job as he force feeds her his dick. Best if done in a room full of people.
"Did you ear what D-March did on Spring Weekend?"
"No, what?"
"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"
"No, what?"
"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"
by Big Dog H December 10, 2007
Get the March-Assaultmug. by ITsYaBrOo November 3, 2019
Get the March 25mug. Your a person who is very nice, funny, and wheezes a lot. Including how you fall easy for a girl/boy/they/no pronouns. You are a person who is worth a lot.
Andres: Who was born in a March 19th?
Liana: a person who has a good personality and falls for people easily
Andres: Oh yeah I have a friend like that one.
Liana: a person who has a good personality and falls for people easily
Andres: Oh yeah I have a friend like that one.
by 🤠 No <3 January 28, 2021
Get the March 19thmug. Boy: what day is it?
Girl: it’s March 15th so its, Shakira’s birthday!!
Boy: what?
Girl: nothing more needs to be said
Girl: it’s March 15th so its, Shakira’s birthday!!
Boy: what?
Girl: nothing more needs to be said
by FlowerBedUnderWater March 31, 2021
Get the March 15thmug. The place in school where all the losers who think their special because their in Band go to get "friends." They somehow hate band but still do it anyway even though they everyone hates them because all they talk about is band and nothing else.
Hey... did, did you know I'm in Marching Band?... yeah, pretty cool huh? Yeah? lets go on a date in the band classroom.
- marching band kids trying to get bitches
- marching band kids trying to get bitches
by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023
Get the Marching Bandmug. by Supreme Baritone Goddess May 17, 2016
Get the March 22nd, 2013mug. 