Magic Green Carpet

Another term for marijuana

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!

by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016

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mr magic

quackity. alex quackity is mr magic, he is sooo lovely and he’s gorgeous, he’s creative and caring. NOBODY hates mr magic

i love mr magic, he’s so lovely

by tatsuna July 18, 2021

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Magic juju tape

Technicolored tape that holds your bones and muscles together.

Do you carry any magic juju tape??? My physical therapist recommended it.

by Katanabele July 15, 2019

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Six Magical Words

-Shut
-The
-Fuck
-Up
-You
-Cunt

Tell me those six magical words.

by MYYpseudonym June 15, 2021

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Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

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magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’

“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”

by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022

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