Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011

Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.

Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022

Mexican Mustache

Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.

He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.

by JJGotti December 10, 2022

Mexican vampire

A Mexican who is too white for their race

Oh look at that Mexican vampire

by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018

mexican piranha

Mexican street hooker with big lips no teeth 👀

Hey amigo do you know where I can find a Mexican piranha

by Johnny Loco July 25, 2017

mexican noise

You know it when you hear it. IT WILL IMMEDIATELY DISCREDIT ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT

Kid: I just graduated college, top of my class
Dad:*makes Mexican noise*
Kid: Fine, I'll go work at burger king

by Free_Coochie October 10, 2018