Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.
Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger
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Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

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A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.
The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.
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Matthew Pell

A highly intellectual, spirtual being with a beautiful soul, an amazing mind and an out of this world body. One of a kind, anybody who crosses his path is lucky to have known him and anybody in his life are the luckiest human beings to have lived. An amazing Father who keeps his family loved, safe and protected. Truly the most divine spirit to have walked this Earth. (Also has a huuuuuuuge Penis that I love very much)

I Love You Matthew Daniel Pell.
Matthew Pell is truly God's greatest gift.
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Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary
by Vladimir Gluten September 02, 2021
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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.
Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.
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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
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Matthew Lowe

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.
He is a real Matthew lowe

I wish I was as cool as Matthew lowe
by Outlaw86 December 08, 2020
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