People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. An extremely talented young man, that loves unconditionally. He loves his mama and his siblings. He may act tough on the outside but he is the sweetest, most caring and generous person you could ever meet. First you fall for his smile. Then you’ll look into his big brown eyes and you’ll never want to take your eyes away. His voice is so soothing and deep that you will want to fall asleep to it. Although he has made a lot of mistakes, he knows he has messed up and will try to fix it eventually. Be careful with Matthew’s, because once you fall in love, there’s no going back. Hope they find what they deserve in life and realize their mistakes. Fate and hope will always be by their sides.
by aj:]:-) December 11, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
Get the matthew drinkwatermug. A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.
by Suiiiii2004 November 3, 2021
Get the Matthew Beattiemug. Matthew means gift from god.matthews go though the most but they are strong you won't ever see them cry.They don't get angry a lot but when he does he whoops ass.He has an outer layer that bullets bounce off but underneath he is as soft as grease and loves with all his heart.They are funny charming and damn good looking.He keeps himself to himself and doesn't try to get every girl even though they all want him.He knows how to treat women correctly and only gives his time to someone he truly likes as he will not waste his and hers time.If you treat him good he will treat you better but cross him and he will show you nasty side even if it hurts him too do so. if you have a Matthew don't let him go.
by elle vivaaaa November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew's are very charming and calm. Though he can be a bird and a nerdt bag. He has an obsession over feet. His feet smell like parmesan cheese.
by Bird johnson October 25, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. "Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"
by metroboominwantsomemoren April 15, 2024
Get the Matthewmug.