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Kunzle Magic

A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.
Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
by Pseudonym721 November 25, 2010
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Magic booty

Magic booty means when a person who shits but got no need to wipe because there’s no poop marks on the anus
Damn you you got a magic boots

I got a magic booty
by Sssjsjjssjuwjajs August 21, 2022
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Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.
Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.
by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024
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Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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Meatball Magic

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister
by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024
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Magical

Is the world a magical place?
by You nosey asl September 10, 2023
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magic

while having sex spit on your partners back so they think you've cum on them and when they turn around cum on their face, and exclaim tada!!!
magic
by Kermitfucker January 11, 2022
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