joe ragan

thinks he’s hella cool n quirky cos he smokes weed n skates. incredibly irrelevant. skinnier than a twig but i suppose makes up in other departments

friend: joe ragan told me he loved me then ignored me becos of commitment issues

me: omg me too!

by posersk8 August 3, 2020

Walkaway Joe

A guy who dates for the comfort of himself (unbeknownst to his dating partner) and when the going gets tough or he loses interest, he walks away from the relationship. ( Think physical ghosting) Long used term from the 1960's,70's and 80' mothers of daughters warning them about who they should and shouldn't date. There's even a country song about it by Trisha Yearwood.

Bobby just left you?? Wow. Well honey, he's just a Walkaway Joe...forget about him.

by Jet2023 March 17, 2023

Cup of Joe

A cup of coffee and or JOE MAMA

Can I have a cup of joe
What?
JOE MAMA

by DJmaniel October 28, 2022

joe dunn

A gay fucking faggot who sucks his cousin off and puts cucumbers up his ass hole whilst fucking off his cousin Richard

Heard what Joe Dunn did last night

by trissy2605 February 11, 2018

mama joe

you need help

jimmy: im gonna type in mama joe into urban dictionary

bob: you need help

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

Generic Joe

A generic person who has a perfect life with a perfect family and feel the need to tell everybody.

"Hey, guys! I got a raise today, so I decided to buy a new tie!"

"Shut up, generic joe!"

by NaredJolastname September 13, 2019

Joe Biten

Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they’ve both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he’s not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn’t know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he’s also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full description of the story of all these people will be in the link below. (There’s no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That’s Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don’t come up close to him, he’s like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he’ll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn’t it obvious they’re his close friends?

by anonymous April 27, 2022