jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)

Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 24, 2024

jerk

people who leave the game when their not imposter

wow that dude is a jerk

ikr, he left the game cause he wasn't imposter

by some random account lol September 28, 2020

National Jerk day

National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures

Hey bro! Today it's National Jerk day, I'm gonna masturbate.

by Pricopeanca December 5, 2020

Jerked in

To be dialed in, focused, also could be used as hooked up in a VIP situation.

"My boy has a skybox at the garden, the staff delivers him drugs, if you go to the game with him, he's got it all jerked in."
"Is this taken care of? Don't worry about it, it's all jerked in."
"What's up man? I can't talk right now, I'm all jerked in."

by nellsyeah November 23, 2025

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025